Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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