I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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