with your own penis?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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