the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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