and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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