we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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