The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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