the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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