why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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