Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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