Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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