Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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