There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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