im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.