i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.