i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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