Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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