So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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