Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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