you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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