would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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