Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My liver just had a heart attack.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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