i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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