It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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