I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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