normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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