oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
third nipple confirmed
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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