no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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