Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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