Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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