went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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