Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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