Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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