and you said cock pushups were impossible
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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