question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
