Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Semen is not good for contacts.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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