On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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