he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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