You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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