Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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