i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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