wrigley field is MILF paradise
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
how does that bad decision feel?
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