Your tits are I can't wait for
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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