You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We need to get me chipped asap
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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