she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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