Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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