Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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