honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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