He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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