Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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