It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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