Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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