I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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