SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
