He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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