Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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