He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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