If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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